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"F**K PHOTOGRAPHY!" - Dorsa
Oh no...can it be true????
So, I'm at this spot, right? And like, my friend is doing some trick, and stuff, and all of a sudden, this guy comes up and is like:
"YO GUYS, YOU LIKE TO DRINKKKKKKKKKK???? I'M SO WASSTEDDDDDDDddddddd~!!!!!"
At first, and always(...lie), I didn't judge the fellow. He seemed like a cool guy, and I just so happened to be holding an issue of the Dorsa mag, so I already knew who he was.
Stoked on finally meeting him, I started to ask a few questions about photography, such as:
"What camera do you use?????"
"Like, how are you so good?"
"Which fisheye is the best???"
"Why do you use flashes in the daytime?"
"Do you like me?"
"Wanna make out?"
You know, some basic questions. Anyways, he starts freaking out, cursing at my friend filming, and then literally stabs him in the head with his fist!!! (i dunno how exactly it worked, but it was gross). He took the vx3000000000 and started filming. He forced my friend to skate the rail so he could film the trick. 
Dorsa began to breathe heavier and his eyes were glowing red. Soon, he started screaming and fire started coming from his back. Before I could try to stop his beast side from coming out, he flew right into the sky. The last audible sentence I heard from him was "F**K PHOTOGRAPHY!". I managed to capture this photo before his departure:
What now? Is Dorsaphotos.com now available? Is there a Dorsa Feature Skate video soon to be released? Who really shot the Mountain man? Is this all just a horribly made up story just to make some people laugh?
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